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LA Was Peaceful. Then Nico and Madden Iamaleava Arrived...
The Incredible Tale of the Grumpy Old Man from Mt. Juliet
Zebra's Political Journey: Panhandling to ‘Paw-sition’ of Power
🚨 “Hold My Beer”: The Nashville Mustang Morons Meet Mt. Juliet Justice 🚓🐾
The Great Ice Cream Caper of Mt. Juliet
NBC, CNN, ABC Found to Be Different Fonts of Same DNC PowerPoint Slide
Breaking (Bad) News: Nashville Man Learns the Hard Way – You Don’t Speed Past Mt. Juliet Middle School... or Granny Blanchard
The Great Democrat Defection: When the Klan Came Marching In (and Out)
The Vanderbilt Wake-Up Call: Red, White, and Deported
Diplomacy on a Bender: European Leaders Busted in Zelensky’s Underground “Peace & Powder” Party
TRUMP STRIKES AGAIN: CHINA TRADE DEAL SO MASSIVE IT BROKE LIBERAL BRAINS
Hooters Bankrupt After DEI Effort to Hire Male Servers Turns Restaurant Into Weird Cross Between YMCA and Wingstop
“Trump’s ‘Deportation Vacation’ Program: Immigrants Flocking to Airports for Free Flights and $1,000 – It’s a Win for Everyone!”
Cory Booker Visits Nashville to Hug Every Illegal Alien Personally, GOP Responds With Revolutionary Strategy: “Just Let ‘Em Talk”
ESPN's Newest Strategy to Win Viewers: Pushing Men in Women's Sports Until Everyone Just Watches ‘The Office’ Again
Jordan Hudson Takes Over UNC, Silences Belichick—Defense Wins Championships (and Press Conferences)
Trump to Rename San Andreas Fault to “Joe Biden’s Fault”: ‘Because Let’s Be Honest, It Is’
This Week on: “I Fought the Law and the Law Won” – MJPD Edition
Jerome Powell Refuses to Lower Interest Rates, Claims American Happiness “Dangerously High”
BREAKING: Governor Bill Lee Teams Up with ICE – Bad Guys, Beware!
Colorado Fan Files $100 Million Lawsuit Over Shedeur Sanders Draft Slide, Proving Once and for All That Delusion Is Free but Litigation Is Expensive
NFL Draft Coming to Washington, D.C. in 2027 After Trump Makes It Happen — Mayor Just Stood There and Took It
"He Looks Shady!" – Granny’s Porch Yelling Leads to Criminal’s Arrest in Mt. Juliet, in Strange Turn of Events Where Lawbreakers STILL Don’t Support Police for Some Reason
Trump Ends Ukraine War With Mineral Deal. Leaves Democrats Speechless and CNN in Mourning
Mt. Juliet, TN Officially Becomes Bermuda Triangle for Criminals — ‘Bad Day’ Plays as They’re Arrested at the City Line
Nancy's Nasdaq: How Pelosi’s Portfolio is the New American Dream
National Tragedy: America Still Reeling from Never Learning Who Killed Beckett’s Mom on Castle
Gas is Cheap, Jobs Are Back, the Border’s Closed — and Democrats Are Mad Because Trump Danced to YMCA
JD Vance Promises Cheap Gas, Real Jobs, and the Return of Your Dignity—Wes Moore Offers Free Paperwork and an Endless Line at the DMV
While Trump Works, Democrats Sing Kumbaya and Wave Cardboard Sign
“Thanks, Trump”: CEOs Mourn the Death of Cheap Labor as American Jobs Rise from the Dead
Easter Bunny Left Existentially Unfulfilled at White House Egg Hunt Without Presidential Babysitting Duties
TENNESSEE LAWMAKERS IGNORE PROPERTY TAX REFORM, UNITE TO DECLARE HOT CHICKEN AS STATE FOOD
Trish James Masters the Real Estate Multiverse: One DA, Three Properties, and a Husband-Dad Combo Deal
Diego Pavia Granted 17th Year of Eligibility, Delays State Farm Career; Peyton Manning Eyes Comeback
Another One Bites the Dust: Criminals Keep Testing Mt. Juliet, and Mt. Juliet Keeps Winning
BREAKING: Nashville Property Values Surge 45% in Bold New Plan to Gentrify You Right Out of Your House
Democrats Outraged by Putin's Call for Easter Truce, Demand Immediate Return to Bombings
Jerome Powell Defends Fed's Get-Rich Scheme: ‘If We Don’t Get Rich Off Inflation, Who Will?'
Nashville Approves $2.1 Billion Stadium for Tennessee Titans, Hopes Winning Season Shows Up in Time for Ribbon Cutting
“Tariffs for Thee but Not for Me”: Why It’s Only Fair That Everyone Can Charge the U.S. Tariffs, But the U.S. Should Never, Ever Do the Same
BREAKING: NFL Vows to “Course Correct” After Chiefs Super Bowl Loss, Plans Elaborate Swift-Kelce Proposal Spectacle
The Curious Case of Ryan Day’s Ever-Darkening Beard: A Follicular Mystery
BREAKING: Liberals Demand Return of MS-13 Member Deported for “Lack of Cultural Representation in Crime”